just for laugh!!!

If Sonia Gandhi became PM of India

If Sonia Gandhi becomes the Prime Minister....

10.There will be branches of Olive Garden all over India
and they will be called OZinda Bagicha!!

9. Their only vegetarian dish will be Eggplant Parmesan and
it will be called Anda-Pauda Parmeshwaran!!

8. All Vadapav Gaadis and Stalls will be selling Pizza and
Pasta.

7. India's National Sport will be - Ofcourse Soccer.

6. Laloo will lose his position as the national animal and
will be replaced by Jayalalitha!

5. National vegetable-Zucchini

4. There will be Pope John Paul's 'yearly' visit - twice
every year!!

3. Jahangir Art gallery will be renamed to "Michaelangelo's
Confetti house"!!

2. Men in Indian Army will wear Mini Skirts!!

And ...the number one thing that will happen if Sonia
Becomes the Prime Minister of India is.....

1.All Sindhi People will get promotions in their positions
because she thinks they are all ITALIANS!! (Kotwani, Multani, Vaswani
......resemble Mussolini, Gianini, Benini etc.....*Kulkarni
also have a fair chance*...)

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A man is on his way home from work one afternoon in Chennai. He's stopped in traffic and thinks, "Wow, this traffic seems worse than usual we're not even moving."

He notices a police officer walking down thehighway in between the cars and he rolls down his window and says,"Excuse me officer, what's the hold up?"

"Jayalalitha just found out the verdict, and she's all depressed. She's lying down in the middle of the highway and she's threatening to douse herself in gasoline and light herself on fire. She just doesn't have Rs.85 Crores for the tax dues. I'm walking around taking up a collection for her"

The man says,"Oh really, how much have you got so far."

"So far....ten litres."

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