An Interview

OFFICER : WHAT IS YOUR NAME ?

CANDIDATE : M P. SIR



OFFICER : TELL ME PROPERLY

CANDIDATE : MOHAN PAL SIR



OFFICER : YOUR FATHER'S NAME ?

CANDIDATE : M P. SIR



OFFICER : WHAT DOES THAT MEAN ?

CANDIDATE : MANMOHAN PAL SIR



OFFICER : YOUR NATIVE PLACE

CANDIDATE : M P. SIR



OFFICER : IS IT MADHYA PRADESH ?

CANDIDATE : NO, MUNNUR PAL SIR



OFFICER : WHAT IS YOUR QUALIFICATION?

CANDIDATE : M P. SIR



OFFICER : (ANGRILY) WHAT IS IT ?

CANDIDATE : METRIC PASS



OFFICER : WHY DO YOU NEED A JOB ?

CANDIDATE : M P. SIR



OFFICER : AND WHAT DOES THAT MEAN ?

CANDIDATE : MONEY PROBLEM SIR



OFFICER : DESCRIBE YOUR PERSONALITY

CANDIDATE : M P. SIR



OFFICER : EXPLAIN YOURSELF CLEARLY

CANDIDATE : MAGNANIMOUS PERSONALITY SIR



OFFICER : THIS DISCUSSION IS NOWHERE, YOU MAY GO NOW

CANDIDATE : M P. SIR



OFFICER : WHAT IS IT NOW

CANDIDATE : MY PERFORMANCE. ...?



OFFICER : MP !!!

CANDIDATE : WHAT IS THAT SIR..?





OFFICER : MENTALLY PUNCTURED... ......... .....!!!! !!!!!!!!!