SMS JOKES

Earth may stop Rotating,
Birds may stop Flying,
Candles may stop Melting,
Fishes may stop Swimming,
Heart may stop Beating,
But your Brain will
never start working.



Why are Egyptian's Children always confused??
Coz after death, their DADDY becomes the MUMMY.

Birds love you,
monkeys love you,
hippos love you,
snakes love you,
tortoise love you,
giraffe loves you.....
Please go back to ZOO,
they all really miss you!


After engagement : Superman
After Marriage : Gentleman
After 10 years : Watchman
After 20 years : Doberman

Scientists all over the world
r wondering how long a human
being can live without a brain...
Kindly tell them ur age